Top 10 Best Things About Hell
The following article is from the Secular
Humanist Bulletin, Volume 14, Number 3.
None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.
Your "Do you smell something burning?" slays 'em, year after year.
Plenty of legal help available for filing "wrongful death" lawsuit.
Newly passed law: Three strikes and you're back in LA.
Satan's confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.
Well sure it's hot, but it's a dry heat.
Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.
Everywhere you look, there's a smoking section!
Fortune to be made on "Welcome, O.J." t-shirts.
Everyone reads the Secular Humanist Bulletin!
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