Top 10 Best Things About Hell
The following article is from the Secular
Humanist Bulletin, Volume 14, Number 3.
10.
None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.
9.
Your "Do you smell something burning?" slays 'em, year after year.
8.
Plenty of legal help available for filing "wrongful death" lawsuit.
7.
Newly passed law: Three strikes and you're back in LA.
6.
Satan's confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.
5.
Well sure it's hot, but it's a dry heat.
4.
Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.
3.
Everywhere you look, there's a smoking section!
2.
Fortune to be made on "Welcome, O.J." t-shirts.
1.
Everyone reads the Secular Humanist Bulletin!
(Thanks to the Internet Infidels for this
hellish humor)
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